I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
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i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
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I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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