Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
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I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
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The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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