Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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