just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
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There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
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I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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