please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
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Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
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I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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