plz talk dirty to me
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
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Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
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He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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