You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
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Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
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You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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