She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
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I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
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I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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