I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize