Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
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whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
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just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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