How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
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do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
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I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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