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Im on beer infinity
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
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I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
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just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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