Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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