I like to think it a success when the cops are called
North Korea, Best Korea!
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
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The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
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The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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