AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
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I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
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Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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