Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
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She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
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all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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