I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
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the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
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That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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