i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
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he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
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He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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