But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
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Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
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OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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