Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
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I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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