do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
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Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
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Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
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