I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
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At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
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Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
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