How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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