i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
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I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
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the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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