so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
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Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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