On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
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I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
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YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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