2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
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I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
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She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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