i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
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Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
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You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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