Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
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I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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