Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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