In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
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im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
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My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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