Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
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She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
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Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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