I looked at my own cervix.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
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There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
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bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
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Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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