No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
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He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
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Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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