Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
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Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
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I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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