Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
they're like a gay fantastic four
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He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
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They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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