It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
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See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Your topless pictures make me question reality
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I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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