I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
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Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
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I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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