My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
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stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
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i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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