The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
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I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
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He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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