I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
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Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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