It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
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No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
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Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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