Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
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I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
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You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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