Don't make out with my wife yet
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
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Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
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You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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