he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
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No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
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Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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