Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
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explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
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Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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