Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
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All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
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I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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