Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
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no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
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You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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