haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
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I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
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My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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