Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
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Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
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Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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