Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
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Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
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soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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